The Results are In: You are NOT the father

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10 Ways for a Woman to Get on the Maury Povich Show

1. Not know who your baby's father is and be 100% positive about every one you have tested.
2. Sleep with at least 20 different, ugly assed people.
3. Not value your family at all.
4. Sleep with your daughter's boyfriend
5. Never see the dentist
6. Make sure Jenny Craig has never visited your house
7. Your tattoos should be numerous and distasteful.
8. Your wardrobe should include skin tight skirt and belly shirts three sizes too small
9. Know how to say, "You don't know me!"
10. Be able to cry and whine at the drop of a hat.

Are you kidding me? I can't even imagine where they find people to be on the show. How can there be SO many women out there who don't know the father's of their baby. How? What is worse there are women who have 3 or 4 and don't know the father! Is this an epidemic? Or has there been from beginning of time lots of women who don't know the fathers of their children? I also know that I should not be watching this show. It is just trash! But I find myself drawn to it daily. I laugh at the people and think, how could they? There I go being critical again. Maybe I can be critical and no one will know, and I can still keep my reputation intact, maybe!